In the adult dating scene of woman to man communication, there are a number of subjects most of us can identify as single sex only. Without going into the details about the amazing comeback the Jets made, and you avoid the details about Stan, the exboyfriend who was so well hung his dick had a nickname for him. This attitude makes sure that nobody gets fed up, or irritated.
But why are relationships never that easy. The truth is, there are some, not so obvious topics that guys prefer you to hold back and discuss without them. If you're hot for your a man, try not to discuss the following taboo subjects ;
Subject 1: All the cute things your pet does.
You think of our pets as family, as partners in your adventure, but men think of them as noble beasts. Which makes it a bit wierd when you start talking baby talk to them. Joshy or Mimsy, sugar pie or whatever term of endearment you use, your mummy loves you, oh, yes she does. Cuddling a pet makes your man think your ideal mate is dependent upon you for nourishment, allows you to dress him in colourful atire, and can be castrated if he gets too a bit frisky, imagine what a turn off that is
Subject 2: Your belief in alternative medicine.
I was chatting to a lovely girl at a social recently, we were getting on really well I could feel the chemistry between us, the she mentioned her visits to her vitaminologist. She said I have happiness stuck in my bladder." It doesn't matter how essential you may find it is to share your spiritual side, don't forget: When you tell a man about your encounters with aromatherapy, reflexology, or crystals, all that gets through is unstable, unstable, unstable.
Subject 3: Other peoples earnings.
I was on the pull with my mate, Greg, who is a trainee lawyer. We met a woman who was making an assessment of the crowd: "Jesus Christ, there are so many trainee lawyers here tonight. You know, in their first year out of law college they make $119,000! I wonder how many I can pull!!!!!"
It isn't that you have to convince a guy that you don't care about material possessions. But selecting based on a guy's pay check whoevers is is makes a guy feel that you are a bit of a gold digger. Everyone knows there will always be someone out there with more in the bank than yourself.
Subject 4: How beautiful the scenery is.
When confronted by natural beauty, men prefer to consider the scene silently. While women feel compelled to blabber at the most delicate moment when would prefer silence. If a group of guys vacationed for a week on a deserted island with a group that also had four women who always managed to ruin a sunset. Saying stuff like "That pink is so deep, it's, like, the richest pink I've ever seen". When the guys try to get their own back they would certainly fail to understand the joke "Look at that water! It's just, like, so wet."
Subject 5: Dating experiences of your favourite celebrities.
Demi and Bruce split up or get back together; Oprah gains or loses weight. A man just doesn't care. Pamela Lee Jones opens her mouth real wide and takes all of Tommy's manhood in one deep throat session? Okay, we are interested in the latter, but as a rule of thumb, if they aren't naked, we couldn't care less. Guys struggle to keep up with their own relationships; how on earth can you expect them to keep up with someone they have never me.
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